Have Michael Wolff and Victoria Floethe broken up? That's what we hear! If true — and please tell us, either way — it's a tragic end to a fairy tale romance that enchanted even the most jaded of observers.

Here's what Michael Wolff got out of the it: his marriage broke up and everyone started making fun of him and, as far as we know, the long-promised Vanity Fair tell-all on the affair has been killed. But: a bunch of people have been talking about him, and he got to have sex with a 20-something for a while! And, really, sex with someone other than his wife and the attention of other people is all Michael Wolff really wants, at the end of the day.

As for Victoria? Well, she got internet famous!