Kay Bailey Hutchison, who running to replace Rick Perry as governor of Texas, is in trouble because some ridiculous 1990s-style search engine juicing program she bought called her opponent "gay."

Back in 2004, the "Rick Perry's wife is going to divorce him because he had a gay affair with a staffer" rumors made it all the way to The Austin Chronicle, but his wife never did actually divorce him, so the world will never know how gay Rick Perry is. But, you know, it's a term people have been known to search for. And so it ended up in this massive tone poem of the Texan internet user's psyche.

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SCANDAL! Someone viewed the source of Kay Bailey Hutchison's campaign website and searched for the word "gay" for some reason! And Kay Bailey Hutchison is clearly buying her SEO software from people who design porn sites!

Kay's spokesman deserves a raise for this response:

Sadosky said: "We did not know these offensive word associations were being searched for by hundreds of thousands of Texans everyday nor do we condone the computer-generated existence on our Web site. They will be removed promptly."

The Hutchinson campaign had no idea so many thousands of Texans were curious about how gay Rick Perry is! Whoops!