Dispatches From the GFail Apocalypse

Cities burned; pundits pointed fingers and AOL stood proud for definitely the last time. The Twitterati acted out their primal terror.

Author John Scalzi provided a horrifying glimpse into the not-so-distant future. Science "fiction?" We think not.

Dan Frommer of Business Insider explained that clouds can't crash on you in iHeaven.

New York's Jessica Coen basically called it.

AOL was not about to be condescended to by Brian Stelter of the New York Times. Busted!

You know who else allowed his nation's critical communications system to fail during wartime? The Awl's Alex Balk does.

Webmonkey editor Michael Calore never made to attachment number 23.
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