The Terrorists Have Infiltrated Earth-Destroying Science Project 3.15K John Cook 10/09/09 10:45AM Filed to: Armageddon Armageddon Terrorism Al-Qaeda large hadron collider CERN End-times Overkill what we need more of is science A physicist at CERN, the lab that is building the Large Hadron Collider—which will destroy the planet by igniting a black hole and catapulting us into an alternate dimension—has been arrested in France on suspicion of Al-Qaeda ties.