If you're not following the New York City Transit Authority on Twitter, you are missing out on some great deals. It's Surplus Tuesday! Everything must go!

This Conformal Coating System can be yours for a song. Buy a horn from a B-Division subway car for someone on your list! Have you caught the Surplus Tuesday fever? There's so much more where that came from.

*NEW ADDITION* STANCHION POLES

This handy structure is what you use to hold on to as the subway takes you to your destination.

AND!

*NEW ADDITION* SUBWAY SEATS

Can you imagine adding an authentic seat from the subway car to your home, work or office? The "oohhs" and "ahhs" you will get from your family, friends, co-workers and customers!

I mean, can you imagine? I can't! It would be insane!