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Elon Musk’s Partners Propose Bad Idea For the L Train Shutdown
Marina Galperina · 06/16/16 12:05PMWho wants to climb into this bowel bobbing in the river? With the likely L train shutdown looming in 2019—affecting 250,000 people who commute between Manhattan and Brooklyn daily—it’s time to look at possible solutions. One solution is turning parts of 14th Street into a bus, bicycle, and pedestrian only zone. And then, there’s this:
The Best April Fools' Day Pranks, Japes, and Jests
Alex Pareene · 04/01/16 04:35PMPhew! Another April Fools’ Day come and gone. Did you make it through without falling for one of those hilarious pranks that brands, blogs, and businesses love to spring on us each year? Wait—don’t answer yet. Maybe you got punked without even knowing it! Here are some of today’s best practical jokes that you might have missed.
MTA's Latest Revenue-Generating Scheme: Stealing Profits from a Movie About a Guy Who Steals Trains
Andy Cush · 03/21/16 08:11AMBill de Blasio Wants to Build Streetcars For the Brooklyn-Queens Waterfront's Wealthy Gentrifiers
Brendan O'Connor · 02/03/16 09:12PMIn his State of the City speech on Thursday—attendance at which his administration is working very diligently to limit to friendly faces only—Mayor Bill de Blasio will unveil, among other things, his proposal to build a streetcar line along the East River, connecting Sunset Park, Brooklyn, with Astoria, Queens.
In The Future You Won't Be Able to Pee Between Subway Cars
Hamilton Nolan · 01/26/16 11:40AMWho Exactly Will Be Inconvenienced By The L Train's Imminent Disappearance?
Jordan Sargent · 01/13/16 07:35PMSerial Transit Scofflaw Arrested in Brooklyn for Stealing Greyhound Bus
Brendan O'Connor · 11/11/15 09:16PMLIRR Service Is All Fucked Up, As Revelation Foretold
Kelly Conaboy · 09/02/15 10:02AMFor 90 minutes this morning, Long Island Rail Road service was suspended coming into and going out of Penn Station due to “signal trouble.” For 90 minutes this morning, LIRR riders inundated the E, 7, and 2/3 subway lines, as the MTA cross-honored their LIRR fares. For 90 minutes this morning, Satan was released from his prison, deceiving the nations in the four corners of the earth—LIRR and MTA—to gather them for battle.
Wanted: Subway Masturbator Caught Jerking It Under a Hat on the A Train
Jay Hathaway · 06/25/15 10:39AMThe NYPD is seeking a man who allegedly “masturbated to completion” on an uptown A train Friday morning while covering his lap with a black baseball cap. Not covering it well enough, apparently, because the woman who reported him says she distinctly saw his penis. She also sent Gothamist this video of the man apparently pleasuring himself on a packed train:
Why Do I Still Live in New York City?: A Roundtable
Jason Parham · 06/01/15 12:05PMWeeks ago, reeling from a night of booze and bad decisions, I ventured to a local Bayou-themed restaurant in search of comfort food. I wanted to absorb the last of the alcohol that remained from just hours before, fully determined to get rid of my hangover. When you live alone, this is not an uncommon practice. I often eat out by myself—it’s hard to wait on friends to make brunch plans when all you want to do is devour a plate of syrup-coated waffles—so it wasn’t strange when the bartender and the gray-haired gentleman to my right decided to include me in their conversation. “What do you think?” he said. They had been discussing rising property values in the neighborhood, and the ills of gentrification. The bartender mentioned how a small patch of dirt between two brownstones, just blocks from the restaurant and my apartment, was going for $2 million. “There was also that old gas station in Crown Heights that sold for 30 million recently,” she said. “How is anybody expected to live here now? It’s just too much.”
Here's What Happens When You Report Sexual Misconduct on the Subway
Anonymous · 05/08/15 10:40AMYesterday morning, between 9:30 and 9:40 a.m. (yes, I was running late to work) I was the victim of sexual misconduct at the Fulton Street subway stop, at the exit near Fulton and William streets. The MTA and the NYPD failed to provide substantial measures in responding to and reporting the incident.
Nazi-Loving F Train Rider Fights $75 Ticket For Fleeing Pee Man
Aleksander Chan · 04/29/15 11:10AMAre More MTA Fare Increases Coming? Please, No, Anything But That
Dayna Evans · 04/28/15 10:17AMNew York City’s Metropolitan Transportation Authority is in yet another bind. If state lawmakers do not agree to fund the remainder of the MTA’s five-year capital plan, the deadline for which is coming up in June, there may be a need to increase fares and tolls by 15 percent in order to make ends meet.
Two MTA Bus Drivers Duked It Out In Midtown Last Night
Brendan O'Connor · 03/21/15 01:15PMNYC's Subway Is Still Running Tonight, You Just Can't Ride It
Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/27/15 12:25AMMetrocard Base Fare to Rise in Price by 25 Cents (Again)
Dayna Evans · 01/22/15 12:25PMPissed Subway Riders Chased Off Cop Who Assaulted MTA Worker: Report
Aleksander Chan · 01/05/15 08:33AMThe subway conductor allegedly attacked by NYPD officer Mirjan Lolja on a Bronx subway platform says the cop tried to escape by train after throwing her to the ground and choking her. The woman anonymously told the New York Daily News, "I believe the only thing that saved me was the train coming into the station."