Today at Gawker.TV, Martha Stewart talks dirty, we discover the Miley Cyrus doll is a potty-mouth, Justine Bateman tells ghost stories, Neil Patrick Harris is a dirty Frosty the Snowman, and Kermit sluts it up on the Today Show.

Martha Stewart Talks Dirty About Herself on Whatever, Martha!
On last night's Whatever, Martha!, Martha Stewart got all hot and bothered watching Bryant Gumbel and herself prepare a turkey. Watching Martha watch Martha seems insanely meta, but how else would you find out she gets off on spice rubs?

Neil Patrick Harris Makes Frosty the Snowman a Misogynist
Frosty the Snowman was at one point just a snowman. An object, doomed to melt from inevitable warmth. When a magical hat is placed atop Frosty's head, he not only becomes animated, but he must warm his chilled loins.

What Exactly is the Celebrity Ghost Story Here?
It seems that this show, more than telling scary stories, is an excuse to have mid-level celebrities telling awkward tales about themselves. Last night it was Justine Bateman's turn.

Swearing Miley Cyrus Doll Is a Terrifying Harbinger of Our Children's Future
Everything in this bourgeoise white-trash mother's life is going so well that she must search high and low for things to outrage her. WAIT! Did her daughter's Miley Cyrus doll just swear? Sure, that'll do. Local news, activate!

Kermit is a Giant Slut on the Today Show
The Muppets have always been a beacon for clean, good humor. That's usually after they've had their morning coffee. Because they were certainly not for kids on The Today Show this morning.