Neil Patrick Harris subjects his celebrity pals to some elaborate pranks on his new NBC variety show Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris. Last week’s season premiere had him auditioning for The Voice in disguise, to Pharrell’s unamusement. This week he roped in Britney Spears to punk three bodyguards who think they are auditioning for her Piece of Me Vegas residency.

Actor Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka were married in Italy on Saturday—they've been together more than 10 years, and engaged since 2006. NPH first made the engagement public in 2011, while celebrating New York's Marriage Equality Act.

Did he get caught where he wasn't supposed to be on live TV? Is this a bit? Is it real? Is it fake? Does it matter when the shuffle is this great?

Remember that dream you had about Neil Patrick Harris starring in an adult-oriented web series that features a cast of "alternative miscreant puppets" from the Jim Henson Company?

If you have kids of your own, you know how insane it is when some famous idiot like Angelina Jolie is talking to a magazine and is like, "Oh, we all hang out at home together and watch movies in bed!" Of course you do. I'm sure flying to Cambodia to shoot ludicrous Louis Vuitton ads only takes five minutes out of your day. The rest is all dedicated to you and your 12,000 little ones.

Have you seen Neil Patrick Harris and his "husband" David Burtka on the cover of the "Love Issue" of Out magazine? It is so fucking adorable that I can't even describe it. But now these two have a heavy burden: they can never break up.

Today we learned that Neil Patrick Harris is officially the most popular golden charmboy America has ever seen. And he's looking to solidify this well-earned title by scootin' on over next to red washing machine lady, Kelly Ripa to take Regis' place. One commenter thinks NPH should skip daytime TV and head for the Oval Office instead.

In case you didn't think that gay jack-of-all-trade Neil Patrick Harris didn't want to fill the seat on Coffee Klatch: LIVE! vacated by Regis Philbin, he actually pretended to be Regis this morning while guest hosting with celebrity fag hag Kelly Ripa.

Lady Gaga poses nude for an American legend, and previews her next video. Jennifer Love Hewitt denies herself her favorite things. And a model is very mad about the release of her sex tape. Black Friday gossip is very serious at restaurants.

After much berating, the Kardashian klan kracks and starts telling lies. Lindsay Lohan returns to court. Hugh Grant has a baby after a "fleeting affair" with a mystery woman. Denise Richards and Richie Sambora reunite. Wednesday gossip plays with semantics.

Finally getting hip to the fact that it is the world's sexual barometer, Google has introduced its own sort of gaydar, which will tell you which celebrities are gay and which are straight. But how reliable is it?

Here's the trailer for A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas, which is, yes, the third Harold and Kumar movie to grace our multiplexes. It is, as you may have guessed, a Christmas movie shot in 3D.

Elton John and husband David Furnish had some special guests in St. Tropez on Thursday when Neil Patrick Harris and fiancé David Burtka joined them for a ride on their yacht. They even made it a family affair, with Harris and Burtka bringing along twin babies Harper Grace and Gideon Scott to play with nine-month-old Zachary, John and Furnish's son. For no other reason than how cute this all is, here are some pictures from the big gay family affair.

Kristen Stewart eats birthday cake in the vicinity of Edward and Jacob. Charlie Sheen is a serial pet killer. Tori Spelling is pregnant again. Ashley Tisdale shows her boobs, and so does Christina Hendricks. Tuesday gossip eats cake.

In tonight's very-appropriately titled episode—Legendaddy—Barney's father will show up at his door while the gang is inside trying to get the TV to work. Inside, see who Barney's father is (spoiler alert!)

Neil Patrick Harris can't host every awards show (even if we wanted him to) so settle for the next best thing: NPH acting out all of the best picture nominees.

Katy Perry will guest star on How I Met Your Mother next week—just in case you hadn't already heard. She's rumored to play a love interest of Ted's, yet in all of the publicity stills is with NPH.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jim Carrey and Seth Rogen give interviews while on exercise machines, Sheldon brings back the theremin, more Ted Williams, and Neil Patrick Harris gives Kelly Ripa some grief about always choosing Anderson Cooper as her guest co-host.

Since Regis Philbin is so old he can barely make it through the work week, Live! often has celebrity co-hosts. Kelly Ripa was excited to have NPH, who fired back "why don't you not have Anderson Cooper come so often?"

What a conveniently timed little piece of PR this is: the cast of HIMYM talking about how much they love the show. It's got laughs and earnest talk and you just know CBS forced it in response to Monday's episode.