More moments of "I-can't-believe-this-is-actually-on-the-air" occurred on the 4th hour of Today this morning when Kathie Lee explained her difficulty understanding the phrase "like white on rice." Instead of keeping to herself, she makes an absurd spectacle out of her ignorance.

Poor Kathie Lee, hasn't she ever heard of Urban Dictionary? Or that website full of cliches? That gal needs the "phone a friend" option more than any other talk show host I've seen...