Dr. Drew Pinsky was on Today today to discuss the destructive behaviors of recently deceased Casey Johnson. He then berates us, the viewers, for eating up tabloid fodder with a spoon. What happens next is so disgusting it's almost laughable.

Thank you Dr. Drew for telling us how it is. We should be ashamed of ourselves for prying into celebrity's lives. How dare we. How dare we!?

Oh, we almost forgot. You can tune into an all new season of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew Thursdays on VH1.