Today at Gawker.TV, Anthony Bourdain comes across six tons of pure cocaine, NCIS: Los Angeles in 60 seconds, Mariah Carey's drunken acceptance speech, highlights from MTV's Teen Mom, and Bear Grylls gives himself an enema.

Cocaine Party with Anthony Bourdain
A viewer can't help but think that it's been a while since Chef Bourdain was doing lines of pure Columbian yayo off of Keith Richard's poultry, but make no mistake; It's neither the first, nor last time Bourdain's cooked blow.

NCIS: Los Angeles in One Minute
Crime procedurals always consist of three plot points, a wrongful arrest and a twist. So we've done the work for you. Here's last nights NCIS: Los Angeles in 60 seconds. Now do something with that extra hour of your life.

Bear Grylls Gives Himself an Enema on Tonight's Premiere of Man Vs. Wild
Making the rounds today is the promotional clip for the new season of Man Vs. Wild. Host Bear Grylls always seems to out-do himself and this clip is not for the faint of heart. Warning: hope you already ate lunch!

Mariah Carey on More than Just the Stage Last Night in Palm Springs
Last night at the Palm Springs International Film Festival, Mariah Carey was named Breakthrough Actress for her role in Precious. Carey came on stage to accept the award from the film's director, Lee Daniels, and then delivered a bizarre-yet-endearing speech.

Teen Mom: Apologizing with Meatloaf
Everyone is fed up on Teen Mom. Mothers are fed-up being mothers, babies are fed up with their fathers, and couples are fed-up being apart. Who isn't fed-up? The viewers lucky enough to watch this amazing show.