That's right, you celebrity-obsessed awards show junkies, we're virtually crashing the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's drunken dinner party, and we're going to be talking bad about it all night. Please come join us. We'll give you a trophy!

Not a real trophy, but you can have the picture of this one right here. Congratulations, you're a winner. The ceremony will be full of winners tonight in both television and movies, but there will be four times as many losers, and wherever there are loser, we will be there to make fun of them. You can do it too, but watching the broadcast with us. The red carpet arrivals start at 7pm (Eastern) and the ceremony itself starts at 8pm, both on NBC.

Tune in and leave your questions, comments and snide remarks in the comments section below. That's right, fill that little empty box with random letters and then click the share button. Then everyone will know just what you think of Anne Hathaway's hair and how George Clooney doesn't deserve the award he's inevitably going to win. Keep refreshing the page to see all the new comments and to see who has responded to you.

Here are some things to keep you occupied:

  • Predictions: Who do you think is going to win? Richard Lawson already placed his bets, let us know who you think is going to take home a giant golden paperweight tonight.
  • Fashions: Who cares about awards, the fate of the billion dollar garment industry rests on the shoulders of these starlets and what they wear. Let us know who looks good, who looks bad, and who should publicly shame Rachel Zoe for letting them wear some atrocious couture concoction out in public.
  • Drunk Scavenger Hunt: The Golden Globes is like the Oscars with more booze. Spot who is the wobbliest, slurriest, and double-visioniest. Let us pick on them, because the only thing funnier than celebs in million dollar get ups is drunk celebrities puking all over their loaned Harry Winston diamonds.
  • Ricky Gervais Watch: The British comedian is the show's first host in 15 years. It is either going to be awesome or a spectacular disaster. How do you think it's going?

Now that you have your homework, we'll see you in the comments below.