Despite Jersey Shore being off the air for almost a week, the internet is trying its hardest to make sure nobody ever forgets about it. And fantastic song parodies like this one reaffirm that this show will never go away.

Some sample lyrics:

Down the shore everything's alriiight
Jump in the hot tub on a Saturday niiiight
Flash my abs for the world to see
And hope some skank will come home with me!

And this:

I'll do anything to meet a chick
I even went, and pierced myyyy dick!
I'll take my baby for a beachfront stroll
And she will play with my bragiole
If I'm lucky I might even score
I'm so in love with the Jersey Shore!

Bragiole is secret Jersey Shore code for penis!

[via John Carney]