Former New York Post dating columnist Mandy Stadtmiller flew out to Nevada to spend a couple hours with "Markus," America's first legal male prostitute, for journalism. What a job! Free travel, free massage, and a free gynecological exam.

Minutes later, as we're standing naked in the shower, he's examining me like a second-rate gynecologist and nodding.

"Yeah," he murmurs, cooing that I'm "practically" an 8 or a 9. "Everything looks great down there."

[NYP. Mandy Stadtmiller and Justin Rocket Silverman, unstoppable journosex team!]