...and even on my worst day, I'm better looking than my girlfriend.
This is why I never spot any celebrities in NY - how one would determine this person is Cynthia Nixon & not a random redhead I have no idea
"Just wait 'til they hear Chinese Democracy II!"
I knew she reminded me of something. This, people, THIS is what happens when you open the Ark of Sarah Jessica Parker's Knees and take a proper gander.