Science Now Officially the Hottest Thing Ever
Fighting ladies! Failed erections! Sexy studies! Stroke prevention! And the hottest thing ever! It's your daily science watch, in which we watch the science—scientifically!
- Have you had cancer and subsequently lost your ability to get an erection? Scientists say the cure is to write a story about it in the NYT.
- Should women be allowed in combat? This lady with extensive Army experience says yes, but maybe her husband says no? Scientists are mystified!
- "Government scientists" are seeking 100,000 pregnant women. What is this, some sort of kinky government fluid-extraction sex survey process? Actually yes.
- Scientists have created the hottest temperature ever: 4 trillion degrees Celsius. Don't fuck with them.
- One out of four people who have a stroke will probably die within a year, of something. "Don't have a stroke," advise scientists, while brandishing their white-hot wizard staffs.
