Some stupid boy getting you down? There's a gay for that! So if you're thinking of drowning your sorrows in a lake, all you need is a sassy gay to set your ass straight—straighter than he'll ever be!

Here is a perfect example. Ophelia is about to take her own life, but lo! What man through yonder drag show breaks? The Sassy Gay Friend! Time to turn that suicidal frown upside-down!

Who is this Brian Gallivan? Because I would like to see a little more from him. He looks like an nice blend of Will Ferrell and Scott Thompson. The Cab-merlot of comedy!

[Second City]