New York's First Lady One Step Away From Canoodling

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Pareene

03/04/10 11:19AM

Filed to: Gossip

Scandal! New York's first lady, Michelle Paige, practically showed her ankles in public while dining out with a gentleman who is not her husband! The New-Amsterdam Daily Pictoral Post is on the scene.

According to The Post's Page Six: An Illustrated and Amusing Record of Passing Events:

Paige, casually clad in running shoes, was spotted having an early dinner with an unidentified male at Meatpacking eatery Abe & Arthur's on Monday night. "They were pretty quiet and kept to themselves," a spy tells Page Six. "They sat away from most other people so as to not draw any unnecessary attention."

Casually clad, you say? Trying not to draw attention? With a male you could not identify? I tell you, we inch closer to Sodom every day.

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___________ Pareene 03/04/10 11:27AM

I am worried that the Paterson marriage won't survive Paterson's departure from office. Ms. Paterson has developed very expensive tastes while her husband has been in office that he will be unable to support in his future career as a completely unemployable morally bankrupt low level dimwit.

GracieAteMyChild ___________ 03/04/10 11:30AM

@Love Parade: That's Governor Low Level Dimwit, to you.

___________ GracieAteMyChild 03/04/10 11:32AM

@GracieAteMyChild:

Yes sir! I'm thinking he can't collect a significant pension as governor if he served such a short time....so what happens to these disgraced former government officials? They seem completely unemployable to me.

GracieAteMyChild ___________ 03/04/10 11:35AM

@Love Parade: I sincerely cannot imagine. They should put them all on a reality show; it seems like the next logical step.

howdini ___________ 03/04/10 11:36AM

@Love Parade: Y'know, the "private sector!"

AzureTexan Pareene 03/04/10 11:31AM

If (per story) all she wore was a pair of running shoes, how could she not draw attention to herself?

Granted, Nancy Reagan often attended state dinners in Tevas and nothing else, but still, if you're First Lady, you have to expect some press when you dine commando in public.

AndPreciousLittleofThat AzureTexan 03/04/10 12:27PM

@AzureTexan: Dammit. Now I have no choice but to think of Nancy Reagan flapping in a light breeze.

Well, at least now I can save a few bucks by being put off my lunch.

AzureTexan AndPreciousLittleofThat 03/04/10 12:28PM

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Look at the bright side: She's always prepared for nude whitewater rafting.

I hope that helps.

Sheryl with an S Pareene 03/04/10 01:12PM

To My Wedding Guests:

For those of you who question why my husband isn't looking at me in our wedding day photo:

A. I have a tarantula crawling on the side of my head.

B. I am carrying last year's FTD Christmas centerpiece as my bouquet.

C. The strange collar of my wedding gown looks like a 7th grade paper mache project gone horribly wrong; however, in my defense, I get terrific cell phone reception when I wear it. And can usually pick up HBO.

Thank you.

Bosoxfan3 Sheryl with an S 03/04/10 02:12PM

@Sheryl with an S: Would it be too easy to just say that he thought she was over yonder?

Sheryl with an S Bosoxfan3 03/04/10 02:55PM

@Bosoxfan3: Maybe he just had his eye on the open bar.

Spirit Fingers Pareene 03/04/10 11:29AM

Couldn't someone (the wife perhaps) at least turned him toward the camera?

Just saying.

Kara-G Spirit Fingers 03/04/10 11:48AM

@Spirit Fingers: I thought the same thing. Sad.