Wracked with guilt after a nine-month affair with a student, a 33-year-old LA teacher walked into police headquarters and confessed. The married mother of three now faces seven years in jail.

Amy Victoria Beck was, according to the AP, "a good, upstanding teacher," at David Starr Jordan Middle School in Burbank. She is now charged with five counts of engaging in sex acts with a person under 16. Beck has made no attempt to find $175,000 in bail, and now languishes in prison. Probably musing on the idiocy of confessing to stuff.