Kirstie Allie may be a profanity-spouting Scientologist, but she's no fool. Tonight on Kirstie Alley's Big Life, when her daughter tries to convince her that Wii Fit can help with her weight loss, Kirstie wants no part of it.

We won't say this very often, Kirstie, but we kind of agree. If there's one thing we resent its computer-generated avatars telling us we're obese. Only difference between you and us, of course, is that in your case they might be right.

[Kirstie Alley's Big Life]