Christina Hendricks won Esquire's "best-looking woman" contest. But she's still stuck in bracket battles for Sexiest Woman Alive, and doesn't even have a rank in Women We Love. Why can't they be more straightforward? Need to know how to judge.

The actress sometimes known as Joan Holloway reportedly won 30 percent of the "best-looking" vote, followed by Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima who scored 17 percent without even being an American. Comparatively hideous Megan Fox won a meager 14 percent of the vote. [Celebutopia]