With a doorman like this, who needs bodyguards? Shooting candids of the stripper wife of accused Ponzi-schemer-to-the-stars Ken Starr, a photographer got a punch to the face and bit the pavement. NYDN documented the enraged doorman's fists of fury.

The unidentified doorman was arrested for assault. As for the photographer,

"I remember I'm photographing, and then I'm thrown against the car. I got struck," said [Tim] Wiencis, who was treated at a hospital and released.

Update: AnimalNY notes Wiencis is the same photographer Alec Baldwin roughed up in February. So either he's New York's most annoying paparazzo, or he's unlucky guy the phrase "sucker punch" was named for. [NYDN]

Previously: Meet the Pole-Dancing Wife of Alleged Hollywood Ponzi Schemer Ken Starr