Coffee Simulacrum Takes America by Storm 1.42K Hamilton Nolan 06/08/10 03:02PM Filed to: Coffee Wars Coffee Wars McDonalds Mccafe Coffee Starbucks McCafé, Mcdonald's superfluously-accented coffee-like beveragé, is a hugé success! Its popularity of McD's Frappés is lifting the entire company, and putting Starbucks in further peril. Congratulations on your poor tasté, America. [WSJ]