The Fourth of July is All About Drinking and Handling Explosives
It's Fourth of July weekend! And if you're not working like we are, you should be out drinking Bud, getting a sunburn, and blowing shit up like a true Patriot. Here's some examples of how to properly celebrate America's birthday.
"Check me out... I'm awesome."
"Dude, I'll bet you a rack of Natty Ice that you won't blow up our kitchen."
"Bro, he's totally sleeping. Let's blow his ass up."