Today we looked at how airports are gonna get a whole lot drunker. We used a particularly evocative picture to illustrate the post, causing one commenter to wax poetic, a melancholy, drunken elegy.

From BettyCrocker:

O young turk in dirty denim boardshorts

Double fisting piss-warm beer in an airport lounge

Listing to starboard as though buffeted by the nimbus clouds of life

Yet your jaunty cap remains upright

Above your sad incipient 'stache

Your faraway eyes see a future

Of gas-powered lawnmowers

A lanky wife who's let herself go

A house that needs painting the minute you finish

And desperate laughter of your fellow travelers watching the game on folding chairs in your garage...

And you have another gulp of the hoppy brew of oblivion.