airports
Newark Airport Earl of Sandwich Patrons Completely Unfazed By Presence of Carly Fiorina [UPDATED]
Jordan Sargent · 11/20/15 04:32PMPolice Accidentally Left a Live Stick of Dynamite on an Old Plane at LAX
Ashley Feinberg · 05/01/15 10:45AMIt looks like the wacky men and women of airport law enforcement are up to their old hijinks again. After a routine training exercise, the people whose sole job it is to keep you safe at the airport apparently forgot to pick up one of their live explosives—until workers stumbled upon the dynamite four days later.
TSA Agent Finds Naughty Little Doggie in Checked Bag
Hudson Hongo · 03/08/15 04:00PMHey, Rockstars, You Can Now Legally Bring Your Instrument As a Carry On
Dayna Evans · 01/07/15 11:38AMPassengers Report TSA Hell Lines Over a Mile Long in Chicago
Hudson Hongo · 11/30/14 02:00PMTravelers Will Shove One Million Cinnabons Into Their Heads By Sunday
Dayna Evans · 11/26/14 04:00PMA proper rite of passage when traveling through America's lavish airport system is pushing a hot, thick Cinnabon in your craw as you "run" pathetically to catch your flight. At times of desperation, like when the Burger King is out of BK Chicken Fries™ and an unripe banana™ simply won't do, Cinnabon is a jetsetter's best friend.
Siberians Stuck on Frozen Plane Had to Get Out and Push
Jay Hathaway · 11/26/14 01:15PMA flight from from Siberia's Igarka airport to Krasnoyarsk, the regional capital, was delayed due to temperatures of minus 52 Celsius. The plane was literally frozen on the runway. But the 70 passengers on board, who had already waited one day for their flight, refused to be grounded so easily: They got out and pushed.
Homophobic Man Taken Down at Airport After Inciting Brawl Over "Queers"
Dayna Evans · 10/26/14 10:20AMMan Too Busy Fucking About on His iPad Causes Airport Security Scare
Dayna Evans · 09/27/14 10:45AMWoman Keeps Getting Arrested For Trying to Sneak Onto Flights
Aleksander Chan · 08/07/14 06:48PMLAX Baggage Handlers Took Whatever They Wanted From Bags for Months
Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/27/14 06:31PMDon't Worry About That "Smoking Bag" in the Terrible Airport
Hamilton Nolan · 02/04/14 05:34PM"Philly the Snowy Owl" Dies, As a Snowy Owl Invasion Is Reconsidered
Ken Layne · 01/30/14 05:01PMWhen the huge invasion of snowy owls began this winter, was it wrong for us to feel delight? These beautiful raptors from the arctic tundra do not often show up on the American East Coast, after all. But the sheer number of snowy owls should have been a warning, both to the owls themselves and to our sense of wonder.
John Cook · 01/17/14 02:38PM
Hamilton Nolan · 09/16/13 08:05AM
Here Is the Gun That Got Ted Nugent's Wife Arrested
Camille Dodero · 09/05/13 08:20AMOne week ago, Shemane Nugent was arrested at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport after TSA agents found a .38-caliber handgun in her carry-on bag. Her lawyer justified his client's lapsed judgment as an “honest mistake” to the Dallas Morning News, explaining that the 51-year-old, who has a concealed-carry license, woke up early for her flight and “completely forgot or never knew the weapon was in her bag.” The firearm was loaded.