Police Arrest Man Masturbating While Holding Armless Mannequin 5.11K Max Read 08/09/10 02:17AM Filed to: Crime Crime West Virginia Mannequins Masturbation malden Today's Malden, West Virginia update: Eddie Campbell, 61, was arrested for masturbating on a bench in a public park on Sunday morning. He was accompanied by an armless mannequin. This concludes your Malden, West Virginia update. [WSAZ via]