masturbation
Donald Trump Supporters are "Mostly Childless Single Men Who Masturbate to Anime"
Brendan O'Connor · 01/19/16 10:26PMAlleged Gun-Toting Subway Masturbator Identified as Retired NYPD Cop
Jay Hathaway · 10/22/15 03:54PMMan Allegedly Pulls Gun on People Who Caught Him Masturbating in a Subway Station
Jay Hathaway · 10/21/15 09:18AMBrooklyn Man Accused of Calling Deaf Service Over 4,000 Times to Masturbate
Brendan O'Connor · 09/27/15 11:30AMPizza Hut Fires Man After Customers Say They Caught Him Masturbating
Jay Hathaway · 06/30/15 10:45AMWanted: Subway Masturbator Caught Jerking It Under a Hat on the A Train
Jay Hathaway · 06/25/15 10:39AMThe NYPD is seeking a man who allegedly “masturbated to completion” on an uptown A train Friday morning while covering his lap with a black baseball cap. Not covering it well enough, apparently, because the woman who reported him says she distinctly saw his penis. She also sent Gothamist this video of the man apparently pleasuring himself on a packed train:
Vengeful Citizens Push Over Port-a-Potty as Man Masturbates Inside
Taylor Berman · 06/04/15 03:41PMPolice Seek Man Who "Jacked His Dick" in a Waffle House Booth
Jay Hathaway · 05/08/15 04:40PMFleshlight Model Tours Factory, Meets Thousands of Copies of Her Vagina
Jay Hathaway · 01/21/15 01:00PMThe Czech model whose vagina is the basis for the popular Fleshlight sex toy paid a visit to a factory in Seville, Spain, to observe the process of turning part of her body into a mass-produced plastic tube that men around the world use to masturbate.
Busy Burglar Shot After Jerking Off, Stealing Dog, and Two Break Ins
Aleksander Chan · 12/29/14 09:59AMSouth Dakota Sadly Forced to Cancel "Don't Jerk and Drive" Campaign
Jay Hathaway · 12/15/14 04:47PMSouth Dakota has pulled, yanked, and/or tugged a public safety campaign warning drivers about the dangers of "jerking"while they're on the road, largely because of the behind-the-scenes machinations of the state's powerful pro-jerking lobby. Kidding! It was because some residents objected to the use of double entendre, which is more of a fancy North Dakota thing.