Hero Crazy Person Will Mess Up Your Bike Lock 13.14K Hamilton Nolan 08/10/10 11:22AM Filed to: Shut Up, Brooklyn Shut Up, Brooklyn Williamsburg Crazies Bikes Bicycles Vandalism Crime Wtf Fauxhemians Fed up with "Yuppies"—and the city officials who "allow them into the neighborhood"—some lunatic is injecting Krazy Glue into random bike locks in fauxhemian Williamsburg, for justice. "No bike is safe." Goodness. [Brooklyn Paper; Pic via]