Bret Michaels Is Horny, Donald Trump Is Monotonous, and Other Miss Universe Embarrassments
Guess what! The Miss Universe pageant is on right now. Since nobody cares about who wins, I've decided to pull clips of the worst/creepiest/most awkward moments—just from the first hour!—and post them as your schadenfreude fix. Videos inside.
1) Cohost Bret Michaels is a very horny man:
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2) Michaels is also not too good at reading teleprompters:
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3) Donald Trump is possibly the worst (and unintentionally creepy) choice ever to give the pre-commercial voiceovers:
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Was that one not creepy enough? Here, try this:
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4) The judges. Say "D-List!" fast five times:
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5) Another horny moment from Michaels while introducing the swimsuit contest, followed by enough bouncing breasts to last a lifetime:
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6) Presented without comment:
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