Congratulations, Gays! Your problems are over now that Lady Gaga held a rally in favor of repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell. Equality, she says, is the 'prime rib of America,' and everyone deserves to wear a "meat dress".

Sayeth the Gaga at her rally in Maine:

"Equality is the prime rib of America, but because I am gay, I don't get to enjoy the greatest cut of meat my country has to offer," Lady Gaga said, referencing a dress she wore last week to the MTV Video Music Awards that was made out of cuts of steak.

"Shouldn't everyone deserve to wear the same meat dress I do?" she said.

God, what sort of horrible dystopia would that be? Guess we should just be thankful gay rights isn't that Kermit the Frog gown.

[New York Times]

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