"No, they're not airbrushed," began Bret Michaels when he was asked about his recent nude Billboard cover, "I'm like The Situation's older older brother." Why won't he admit that he's been even a little brushed up for a magazine cover?

[There was a video here]

Perhaps he's delusional, or maybe he just doesn't have a google alert on his name, but the evidence has surfaced. Here's a look at what Jezebel unearthed:

Previously: The Complicated Art Of Airbrushing Abdominals [Jezebel]