Just as baby Moses floated to his destiny in a woven basket in the river Nile, 9-year-old Willow Smith arrives today in a weave of ornately-sculpted hair. Here is Will Smith's daughter's debut music video, "Whip My Hair."

Clearly, the Scientologist celebrity incubator that hatched this child was working overtime.

Dear Lady Gaga's hair bow: Step it up, bitch. Love, Willow's hair heart. [video via Gawker.TV]