Watch 5 Minutes of Audrina Patridge's Mother Drunkenly Ranting 5.87K Whitney Jefferson 10/28/10 09:50AM Filed to: Embarrassing Embarrassing Audrina Patridge Dancing With the Stars Dtws Parents Moms Mothers Awkward TV Video This week, we shed a tear for Audrina Patridge—twice. Once for being voted off DWTS, and again when someone filmed her mother's 5-minute long drunken rant in which she called Lauren Conrad a "pissy little fashion shit." Cringe. !