Thousands of famous and semi-famous people make money by posting photos of themselves with certain products on Instagram. Some people seem to make all their money this way—Lindsay Lohan, for example. Meanwhile, millions of other people also post photos of themselves on Instagram, often also near or with products, but get nothing in return. Instagram, its parent company Facebook, and Lindsay Lohan are all making money—why shouldn’t I get in on it too?

Surprise: Kristin Cavallari’s friend and former Hills castmate Audrina Patridge got engaged to her longtime boyfriend Corey Bohan over the weekend.

Poor, on-the-mend Courtney Love will do anything to get close to Adrien Brody. Also today: Some harsh words for Demi Lovato's dad, Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky part ways, Bristol Palin has a problem, and a naked pregnant lady.

Dancing With The Stars contestant Audrina Patridge was on Wendy Williams today. Besides talking about her abs and The Hills, Audrina brought up how her partner Tony knew they would be voted off, and how he warned her beforehand.

Here's a really gorgeous, uplifting video of The Hills star Audrina Patridge's mom slurring and swearing on a sidewalk after her daughter was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. She has some particularly choice words for Lauren Conrad. Terrific.

This week, we shed a tear for Audrina Patridge—twice. Once for being voted off DWTS, and again when someone filmed her mother's 5-minute long drunken rant in which she called Lauren Conrad a "pissy little fashion shit." Cringe.

We're sorry to say, it's happening. Cult leader, killer, all that. Also today: a movie studio is more powerful than a country, the new Batman movie is just recycling the old title, and Darren Aronofsky loves robots.

Budding starlet Blake Lively splits up with boyfriend and Gossip Girl costar Penn Badgley. Charlie Sheen blames his naked hotel rampage on an "allergic reaction." Boy George throws a drink at a fan. Wednesday's gossip is happy it's over.

Today at Gawker.TV, Audrina Patridge shimmies around to The Hills' theme song, the mother to Bret Michaels' children likes to box with the Rock of Love girls in mind, and we're introduced How I Met Your Mother's Mother! Finally.

This week is "TV Theme Week" on Dancing With the Stars, and because Audrina Patridge hasn't done much of anything besides appear on MTV reality shows, she was stuck performing to the song that made her (kind of?) famous.

Today at Gawker.TV, the local woman who photographed the McDonalds burger speaks, the series premiere of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, Billy Bush implies that Audrina Patridge is slutty, and Will Arnett gives a steamy shirtless carwash for Andy Richter's enjoyment.

Today Billy Bush implied that Audrina Patridge is a woman of loose morals. He stated she "must be agile" since she was on The Hills, and follows up her comment about "club dancing experience," inquiring if she means table dancing.

We're all enjoying the terrible job that Bristol Palin and The Situation are doing on Dancing With the Stars, but how's Audrina Patridge doing? The Hills' star had been scoring high until last night when she was expected to act.

ABC unveiled the new cast of "stars" for DWTS tonight, and it was about as ridiculous as you might imagine. We already knew that the Situation and Bristol Palin were signed on; who else is Hollywood regurgitating this year?

Today at Gawker.TV, Danny Devito's counting the days until marijuana is legalized, Kathy Griffin offends the Jews, The Hills' Audrina explains how her show isn't fake, and Miley Cyrus knows she can't sing—but at least she doesn't lip-sync!

Reality star Audrina Patridge attempts to explain to a confused Regis the delicate balance between what is "real" and what is "fake" on The Hills, as she addresses this weeks most recent drama involving her love life.

Courtney screams at her assistant and threw designer garments everywhere. Lindsay Lohan gets bounced at a party in Williamsburg. Matt Lauer isn't having an affair with Whitney Houston's stepsister. Kristin Cavallari shows her panties and catfights. TGIFriday gossip.

The final season of The Hills, MTV's reality television experiment gone awry, doesn't start until April 27th and we're already sick of hearing about this crew. Once the show wraps, can we wipe it from our collective memory forever?

"Mother-daughter stripper pole" is a phrase you don't hear often for a reason. Gwyneth Paltrow spends time with another male musician. Howard Stern makes fun of Gabourey Sidibe. Vigilante sorority closes in on Roethlisberger. Wednesday gossip crosses the line.

• Conan O'Brien's final Tonight Show airs tonight. Then he'll head off to count the enormous pile of cash that NBC just gave him while he waits until September 1, which is when he'll first be permitted to host another talk show as part of the deal he signed with the network. As for NBC, it will air reruns of The Tonight Show until the Olympics start, with Jay Leno officially returning to his (very tarnished) throne on March 1. [TMZ, THR, WSJ]
• It looks like things are going from bad to worse for Mischa Barton. Her landlord has filed a lawsuit against her for failing to pay three months of rent on her $7,000-a-month Tribeca apartment before moving out of the place late last year. [NYDN, P6]
• Lady Gaga looked pretty banged up when she appeared outside her "Monster Ball" show last night to sign autographs. She she had bizarre cuts and bruises all over her arms and legs. And those mustard-colored extensions she's been wearing as of late aren't helping matters. [The Sun, 3am]