Joe Lieberman Quits Before He Gets Fired 3.66K Max Read 01/18/11 09:36PM Filed to: Polidicks Polidicks Joe Lieberman Retirements Connecticut Senate Democrats Tweetg Senator Joe Lieberman (I - His Own Butt), will reportedly announce tomorrow that he won't be seeking re-election next year, because he won't win. And, by denying us the thrill of watching him lose, America's greatest political troll strikes again!