There are so many rules to follow when you're selling a house! Like, don't leave sex toys lying around the bathroom when you take photos for the online listing—the way this realtor did. (Photo is semi-NSFW!)

A Reddit user stumbled across the unfortunate photo gallery of the Houston-area home and posted it to the link-sharing website; the listing's since been taken down—though not before Redditors were able to take screenshots (identifying details blurred because, come on, how embarrassing is that?):

You know how we're always calling stuff "real estate porn"? Well.

[Reddit]