Modern Family: Lily Turns Two, Gloria Pops a Xanax
On tonight's Modern Family, Claire and Mitchell's mother (Shelley Long) comes to visit, and then pulls a Jay and Gloria by hooking up with Claire's high school boyfriend (Matt Dillon).
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Also, Cam attempts to upstage Cinderella and Gloria washes down a Xanax with a shot of tequila. Happy birthday, Lily!
All this party is missing is a video ho setting her hair on fire in a bath tub.