Newscast Devolves Into Naughty Discussion of "Long, Stabby Things" 917 Marie Bardi 02/17/11 09:50AM Filed to: Local News Local News TV Australia Video On the Australian Today Show, innocent conversation about home invasions took a raunchy turn as the anchors described the various "long, stabby things" each keeps in their bedrooms. If only the American Today Show was this sexy![The Daily What]