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$900 Million Worth Of Liquid Meth Found Inside Push Up Bras and Art Supplies
Marina Galperina · 02/15/16 02:52PMIn one of Australia’s biggest drug busts ever, 50 gallons of liquid methylamphetamine were discovered inside silicon push-up bra inserts shipped from mainland China. An investigation lead to 140 more gallons (worth $900 million in total) inside some art supplies stashed in five storage units in Sydney, the AP reports.
Brendan O'Connor · 11/29/15 06:50PM
Looks Like Tim Cook Saw That Atrocious Video of the Apple Store Kicking Out Black Teens
Jay Hathaway · 11/13/15 05:25PMEmployees ejected a group of black teens from a Melbourne, Australia, Apple Store this week, telling them that store staff were “just worried you might steal something.” One of the boys, Francis Ose, posted a video of the incident on Facebook with the title “Simply Racism—made them apologize tho.”
Detainees Riot at Australian Immigration Detention Center Following Iranian Refugee's Death
Brendan O'Connor · 11/09/15 08:30PMScreaming Golfers Narrowly Escape Getting Their Asses Kicked by a Kangaroo
Jay Hathaway · 11/09/15 10:05AMVanity of Vanities, Saith the Teen Instagram Celebrity, Vanity of Vanities; All Is Vanity
Allie Jones · 11/02/15 05:47PMEssena O’Neill, an 18-year-old from Australia, is an Instagram celebrity—that is, an otherwise normal high-schooler who’s racked up almost 600,000 followers by posting photos of herself on the app. Last week, however, she announced to her fans that she’s quitting social media because it is “not real life.”
Australia Denies Chris Brown's Tour Visa Application on Character Grounds
Brendan O'Connor · 09/27/15 01:25PMThat's Not a Shark—This Is a Shark
Brendan O'Connor · 08/31/15 10:55PMHow big was that shark? That shark was so big it scared famed Australian television personality Karl Stefanovic out of the water forever: “That’s the biggest thing I’ve ever seen.”
Too Cute! Isolated Cyclist Surrounded by Silent, Unblinking Kangaroo Horde
Hudson Hongo · 08/26/15 12:00AM“Get Away! Get Away!”: Frightened Australian Woman Chased by Terror Koala
Hudson Hongo · 08/18/15 11:20PMWitness Declines to Comment by Stubbing Cigarette Out in Reporter's Face
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/08/15 07:00PMNewly-Discovered, Super Horny Marsupials: "Fuck Me Dead"
Hudson Hongo · 06/01/15 11:15PMAlleged Dog Smuggler Johnny Depp Could Face 10 Years in Prison
Hudson Hongo · 05/26/15 10:00PMMan Accused of Creeping on Kids at Mall Was Just Taking Star Wars Selfie
Jay Hathaway · 05/12/15 10:38AMDizzy Dog Doesn't Know How to Drive Dinghy, Does Donuts Instead
Andy Cush · 05/07/15 01:20PMAs you watch this poor pup go around and around in his dinghy, your heart, too, will spin circles. Do you take pity? He’s trapped on that tiny boat, and all that motion is surely wreaking havoc on his tummy. Do you laugh? Dumb dog! Or do you feel envy? Dinghy donuts are probably more fun than lots of things, such as watching YouTube videos of dumb dogs.
Woman Poses Topless for Google Maps, Denounces "Flat-Tittie" Haters
Taylor Berman · 03/31/15 11:13AMLife's Nothing More Than a Dumb Kangaroo With a Watering Can on Its Head
Andy Cush · 03/24/15 02:43PMIn this life, you flail blindly, pummeling your way from one day to the next through alternating periods of heroic effort and helpless inertia, unwilling or unable to behold the world beyond the lonely confines of your own ego. In this way, you resemble an idiot kangaroo with a watering can stuck on its head.
Unconscious Skydiver Rescued Mid-Air After Suffering Seizure
Aleksander Chan · 03/02/15 02:19PMIn terrifying footage caught on a skydiver's helmet camera, Christopher Jones can be seen having a seizure mid-air, his convulsing body tumbling to the ground until his partner is able to trigger his parachute.