Not invited to the 83rd annual Academy Awards ceremony tonight? Don't have a swanky Oscar party to go to? Don't worry! You can hang here with us and help us cover Hollywood's biggest night.

From the atrocious red carpet outfits to Anne Hathaway and James Franco's sure-to-be blundering hosting to all of the winners of various awards, there's going to be a lot to talk about and make fun of during tonight's telecast. Please join us here in this live blog, so we can all talk about it and make fun of it together!

Just turn your TV to ABC right now—the red carpet coverage starts at 7pm Eastern and the telecast starts at 8pm. (If you'd like to check out some of the other red carpet coverage—Ryan Seacrest is on E! and Camille Grammar is on CNN—feel free and let us know what's happening.) When you see something worth commenting about, just click on "Start a New Thread," type in your comment, and click submit. Make sure to respond to other people's comments and click the button that says "All" next to "Discussion Threads." That will reload all the comments so you can see the new comments and people's responses to your comments.

Alright, let's jump in and make our wittiest Oscar remarks. If you can't be at the Kodak Theater, this is the next best thing.

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