Justin Bieber turned 17 last night, and celebrated by flipping off the paparazzi. [Image via Pacific Coast News]

He took presumed girlfriend Selena Gomez out to dinner. Per usual, the paparazzi tortured them. [Image via Pacific Coast News]

Selena looked like she was going to cry. [Image via Pacific Coast News]

The paparazzi rewarded her by zooming in on a bump on her lip, so we can spend the day speculating whether she and Biebs have mouth herpes. [Image via Pacific Coast News]

Welcome to adulthood, Justin. Here's hoping you and your loved ones don't go postal. [Image via Pacific Coast News]