birthdays
It Should Be Illegal For Student Loan Companies To Wish Happy Birthday
Jordan Sargent · 05/14/15 04:45PMToday I turned 27. I was wished a happy birthday by my parents, my boyfriend, my co-workers, several dozen Facebook friends, and approximately four people on Twitter. I was also wished a happy birthday by Nelnet, a student loan firm contracted by the federal government, to which I currently owe $19,008.13.
Justin Bieber, 21, Celebrates Birthday by Finally Trying Alcohol
Hudson Hongo · 03/01/15 03:00PMIt's Taylor Swift's 25th Birthday
Brendan O'Connor · 12/13/14 02:00PMThe New Republic Names the Goodest Thinkers of the Past 100 Years
Tom Scocca · 11/20/14 09:07AMAs the New Republic celebrates its 100th birthday, how are we best to understand the magazine's century of ostentatious chin-stroking? As an attempt to declare by fiat a consensus politics for a nation of divided interests and purposes? An expression of the fundamental conservatism that underlies liberalism? A performance of whiteness?
Happy 127th Birthday to the Oldest Person Alive
Kelly Conaboy · 08/31/14 02:20PMGod Almighty Sent Blake Lively a Bee Attack for Her Birthday
Caity Weaver · 08/28/14 04:05PMWith our imperfect knowledge and limited faculties constrained, as they are, by the hedges of time and space, we cannot "know," in the narrow, popularly-used sense of the word, which of the Ten Commandments Blake Lively violated that prompted God to turn her birthday into a bee hell, but it was probably 9.
Happy 50th Birthday Adam Duritz, From Gawker and AARP
Taylor Berman · 08/01/14 09:12AMThatz Not Okay: Can I Use My Roomie's Toothbrush to Clean The Drain?
Caity Weaver · 06/09/14 04:10PMAbout a year ago I moved into an apartment with two other long-haired girls and we made a cleaning schedule to keep everything in order. A few months in, I started getting complaints that when it was my turn to clean the bathroom, I did not remove the hairs that accumulate on the drain. I explained that this was because none of those hairs are actually mine as we all have very different hair colors and I have always had the habit of picking up to throw away my hairs every time I shower. (I also think that they don't clean other things properly but have never said anything because worse than being complained to about petty things is complaining about them). I quickly realized that both roommates were very spoilt and continued to believe that I should clean up after them, so I decided to oblige to their requests and start clearing the drain. Using their toothbrushes.
Adorable 3-Year-Old Just Cannot Seem to Blow out Birthday Candle
Kelly Conaboy · 05/17/14 01:35PMI don't know why it's not working either, my man! Your technique is perfect!
Michelle Dean · 04/24/14 01:05PM
Paranoid Burlesque: William S. Burroughs At 100
Ken Layne · 02/05/14 11:40AMKen Layne · 01/03/14 02:19PM
An entire decade ago, Gawker Media launched a D.C. spinoff called Wonkette. There were no iPhones or tablets or black presidents then, just crude weapons such as "blogs" and "the Blingee." Now-old editors including Alex Pareene, Jason Linkins, Josh Fruhlinger, Kirsten Boyd Johnson and "Ken Layne" are today sharing their mostly heartbreaking tales of madness, booze, blood and Santorum on this blessed anniversary. (Original editor Ana Marie Cox skipped the reunion.) Wonkette itself was spun off (to me!) in 2008, and continues as a filthy website about the vile comedy of politics, led by Wonkette-in-Chief Rebecca Schoenkopf.
Old School Inspired Kidnapping Prank Prompts NYPD Manhunt, Helicopters, Real Life Consequences
Maggie Lange · 04/03/13 01:06PMObserver Effect: Jared Kushner's Newspaper Has a Birthday
Adrian Chen and a Gawker correspondent · 03/15/13 02:35PMHope You Enjoyed Your Fucking Weekend Because 19-Year-Old Millionaire Justin Bieber Had THE WORST BIRTHDAY
Caity Weaver · 03/04/13 12:30PMWatching Porn at Starbucks, Polluting a Party with Strangers, and Other Questionable Advice [UPDATE]
Caity Weaver · 02/28/13 06:30PMNew York Mother Faces Up to a Year in Prison After Hiring Strippers for Son's 16th Birthday Party
Taylor Berman · 02/19/13 08:53PMFor reasons that still aren't clear, Judy Viger thought it'd be a good idea to hire strippers for her son's 16th birthday party. Maybe she thought it'd make her a cooler mom. Maybe she lost a bet with her son. Or maybe she just has terrible judgement. Probably all three. Regardless of her reasoning, she hired the strippers and now she's facing the consequences. Four months after the party, Viger was arrested and charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child.
Kate Middleton Had the 31st-est Birthday Ever (at Cirque du Soleil)
Caity Weaver · 01/10/13 07:38PMIncredibly Brave North Koreans are Mocking Kim Jong-Un on His Birthday
Adrian Chen · 01/08/13 11:29AMToday is January 8th, the 30th birthday of Kim Jong-un, North Korea's most powerful basketball enthusiast. Happy birthday big guy! North Korean news blog NKNews.org has taken the opportunity to introduce us to some of the ways in which brave North Korean people have been mocking Kim Jong-un in days leading up to his birthday. Apparently they're not super enthralled with the festivities, which have included such delights as "Street-Cleaning for the Leader's Birthday." Also, "compulsory apple-picking days"—the North Korean equivalent of a Chuck E. Cheese party.