Today we heard about a glorious fucksaw demonstration at Northwestern University. What a great story! What it really needs, though, is a song to go along with it. Enter a commenter.

From Kogo:

Special thanks to Pete Seeger, and the "Replace Text" function of Microsoft Word:

If I had a fucksaw
I'd fucksaw in the morning
I'd fucksaw in the evening
All over this land
I'd fucksaw out danger
I'd fucksaw out a warning
I'd fucksaw out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

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Well I've got a fucksaw
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
It's the fucksaw of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

We realized Kogo didn't actually *write* this, but we've been laughing at the word "fucksaw" all day in the office and this made us laugh more. Fucksaw. It just doesn't get old.