The White House has released Barack and Michelle Obama's 2010 tax returns! These grifters really cashed in, too: $1,728,096 in adjusted gross income, mostly from book royalties. How much did you poor slugs make last year in the last remaining American profession, selling handjobs outside the T.G.I. Friday's? Probably not $1,728,096 in adjusted gross income! We need a fellow poor guy like Donald Trump in the Oval Office, soon.

Lil' sidekick Joe Biden and his wife Dr. Jill, meanwhile, made $379,178 last year. They can stay. For now.

The Obamas' 2010 tax return (PDF)