Everything Charlie Sheen touches turns to shit. After ambling about the country with his live show, Anyone Who Pays Money for This Gets What They Deserve, he has now launched an iPhone app.

Called "The Masheen," this app features "17 short videos and a fortune teller," according to Popeater. It costs $2.99 in the App store. Just donate that money to charity, please. Or if you insist on paying for a useless celebrity-branded app, buy Kim Kardashian's app, which is only about half as much a depressingly craven money grab. [Photo of Sheen via Pacific Coast News]