Osama Bin Laden Took Little Kids' Soccer Balls
Osama bin Laden and his Abbottabad goon squad were so creepy in their dealings with the local children. CNN's Nic Robertson reports that "neighbours say local children who kicked ball over compound wall, weren't allowed in to look for it," and "someone gave them money instead." The kids don't have to look personally; you just throw it back! Didn't Al Qaeda members have childhoods? Spoiled, fat childhoods, maybe, spent indoors playing video games.
Although perhaps they landed in the great bin Laden compound trash fire, another highly unusual feature along with the very high walls trimmed with barbed wire and total secrecy about everything. The neighbors must've thought it was some rich, snippy old queen living there, and there's really no better way to describe Osama bin Laden.
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