Prince Harry flings his pheromones at Cameron Diaz. Angelina Jolie goes without makeup. Denise Richards fondly recalls her "beautiful love story" with Charlie Sheen. Monday gossip has a manly musk.

  • Cameron Diaz worked out on a treadmill next to Prince Harry at a private gym in London. "Apparently, the 26-year-old red-headed royal put his towel on Diaz's machine; just when the 38-year-old actress was about to ask for the towel to be removed, she realized who was working out beside her!" Just like Prince Charming and Cinderella, but a sweaty towel instead of a glass slipper, and an elliptical rider instead of a pumpkin. [Us, images via Getty]
  • Demi Lovato broke up with Wilmer Valderrama. (It's like he's doomed to relive his 2004 relationship with post-Disney Lindsay Lohan on repeat, forever.) The break-up coincided with her mother, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, checking into rehab. "It has been a tough year for Demi." Yup. [P6]

Angelina Jolie posed for a Louis Vuitton purse ad in her own clothes, with "no makeup," on a rickety boat in Cambodia. What a humanitarian, rescuing that poor, suffering Louis Vuitton purse from that terrible glamour-less swamp. [People]

  • Kate Middleton wore the same outfit twice. Burn her. [Us]
  • Pippa Middleton might be single again. Burn her. With hotness. [NYDN]
  • Emma Watson on her (highly lucrative) indentured servitude to the Harry Potter franchise: "I have had no control over my life. I have lived in a complete bubble. They found me and picked me for the part. And now I'm desperately trying to find my way through it." [Vogue]
  • Denise Richards is working on a memoir which will chronicle her "beautiful love story" with Charlie Sheen, before it all went to hell and he started beating her up, killing her dogs, and calling her a bitch in front of their kids. [OK!]
  • Olivia Wilde's "only boyfriend" is her dog. I find it a little gross when people characterize their pets this way. [@OliviaWilde, People]

Dakota Fanning is the face of Marc Jacobs' new "Oh, Lola" perfume because "I knew she could be this contemporary Lolita, seductive yet sweet." Well, at least he didn't choose Elle Fanning for the honor. [People]

  • Tiger Woods sprained his knee and Achilles tendon. Now he has to wear a medical boot. [Radar]
  • Katy Perry's Bible-thumping preacher parents' new motto: "I kissed God, and I liked it." They're pretty sure Katy is going to Hell, BTW. [NYP]
  • Kim Kardashian is suing the rapping NFL player who said they had an affair, then later admitted they never met. [TMZ]
  • Busta Rhymes spent Friday afternoon at the AT&T store, fighting a $9,000 bill. (Was he using 3G service on the moon?) The Wired editor who accidentally turned his iPhone on in China and ended up with a $2,100 bill just lost his bragging rights. [P6]