Majority of New American Babies Are Not White
What is up with the white people and their refusal to spawn these days? There is such a severe lack of pasty procreation that now, for the first time ever, the majority of new babies are being popped out by The Minorities. The white supremacists warned us about this, but nobody listened!
The AP reports on one of the last intriguing figures to trickle out from the census, which has already shown that the Hispanics are comin' faster than projected. Minorities "make up a majority of babies in the U.S." for the first time ever, while old white people are dying like the dickens and their children are too lazy to breed at a brisk, Christian clip. It's clear now, as the AP puts it, that "racial and ethnic minorities will become the U.S. majority by midcentury."
Where in the Constitution does it allow this?