I know, we really shouldn't, but let's take a close look at today's New York Daily News! The front page declares: "9/11 OUTRAGE: Zadroga ruling tells cancer-stricken Ground Zero workers... GO DIE!" Goodness. What's the editorial page say today?

The results of the government's first review of a possible link between exposure to toxins at the World Trade Center site and cancer have understandably raised ire among sick and desperate first responders. But the finding - that there isn't enough proof yet to justify the new 9/11 compensation fund covering cancer cases - was the only responsible conclusion.

Now you know everything there is to know about tabloids.

[Shout out to Pat Kiernan on NY1 for spotting this on "In the Papers."]